How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell ‘fetch’!
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror…
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don’t know, they’re all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!
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